Ode to Matt’s Cat at Halloween
We meow whenever she’s on screen
All it means is ‘Service, please’
We see whimsy in her whims
It’s a cat’s life, one of ease.
If she’s a sensation, she doesn’t care
Though Facebook’s full of clips and memes
Just leave her in the room’s best chair
And she’ll sleep right through Halloween.
- The Shank’s Pony Poetess (me!)